Friday, December 22, 2006

Turdistan Held Hostage: Day 25

Another delusion bites the dust:
Miami Dolphins coach Nick Saban issued a specific denial regarding the University of Alabama's vacant head coaching position, saying for the first time on Thursday: "I'm not going to be the Alabama coach."

This was the strongest of the five denials Saban has given reporters in Miami. Saban had been at the top of Alabama's wish list to fill the opening created on Nov. 26 when Mike Shula was fired.

Our top-secret source in Tuscaloosa indicates that AD Maw Mooah is planning to move to a secure undisclosed location well before tomorrow's Festivus Airing of Grievances gets underway.

1 comment:

Deacon Blues said...

I wonder what part of NO the University of Alabama doesn't understand. Two days ago on National TV Nick Saban again said he would not be the UAT head coach and today I see on TV the Crimson Tide has made an offer of 40 million bucks and up to 10 years. Sheesh!