That Boy Ain't Right

Ladies and Germs, I give you Chaste Chadd, and his first Meditation of 2006:

Founded in 1890, Washington State University (Motto: Yes we still play football) is located in Pullman, Washington. The state’s land-grant research university, WSU has an enrollment of 23,000 students, and boasts well-respected engineering, agriculture, and veterinary programs. In fact, Washington State is exactly what Auburn would be like, if it were located in the Pacific Northwest, and the football team were co-ed.

Saturday, the Tigers and Cougars will meet for the first time in the history of the Earth. This will not be a home-and-home series though, because quite frankly, no one knows how to get to Pullman. In fact, when Washington State plays a road game, there are no assurances the team will ever find their way back.

And as much as I want to go on making fun of Washington State, I can’t, because these are the same people who sent that boobie-loving geriatric to coach Alabama, and for that I remain forever grateful.

I'm not even going to try and explain Chadd to the uninitiated. He ain't right, but he is funny. Read the whole thing.